woneum

An absolute chink. Keep your pets away from him or he'll snag a bite. Typically very short and always fumbles the bag somehow.

OMG, He's eating the neighbor's dog! That must be a Woneum

by RidBum October 16, 2023

Wokeum

Wokeum is a portmanteau of the words "woke" and "bunkum."

Woke is a political term originating in the United States referring to a perceived awareness of issues concerning social justice. It has mutated from its original meaning into "political correctness on steroids."

Bunkum is an archaic noun meaning nonsense, balderdash, flapdoodle, claptrap and gibberish.

"Hey, man, did hear about Skylar's protest at the weekend?"
"Oh shit, what is she protesting about now?"
"Something about non-binary trans trashcans having human rights or something."
"Well crap in you hat and wear it backwards. That woman is full of wokeum."

by Charlie Cheesecake October 19, 2020

wonkum

An adjective to use if something is crazy, bonkers, or anything in that connotation, normally followed by ash, asf, etc.

Bobby: Did you get the review for the math test?
John: Yea it looks wonkum as fuck.

by blur1215 September 29, 2022