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Wokeum is a portmanteau of the words "woke" and "bunkum."

Woke is a political term originating in the United States referring to a perceived awareness of issues concerning social justice. It has mutated from its original meaning into "political correctness on steroids."

Bunkum is an archaic noun meaning nonsense, balderdash, flapdoodle, claptrap and gibberish.
"Hey, man, did hear about Skylar's protest at the weekend?"
"Oh shit, what is she protesting about now?"
"Something about non-binary trans trashcans having human rights or something."
"Well crap in you hat and wear it backwards. That woman is full of wokeum."
Wokeum by Charlie Cheesecake October 19, 2020
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An adjective to use if something is crazy, bonkers, or anything in that connotation, normally followed by ash, asf, etc.
Bobby: Did you get the review for the math test?
John: Yea it looks wonkum as fuck.
wonkum by blur1215 September 29, 2022

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026