Wokeum

Wokeum is a portmanteau of the words "woke" and "bunkum."

Woke is a political term originating in the United States referring to a perceived awareness of issues concerning social justice. It has mutated from its original meaning into "political correctness on steroids."

Bunkum is an archaic noun meaning nonsense, balderdash, flapdoodle, claptrap and gibberish.

"Hey, man, did hear about Skylar's protest at the weekend?"
"Oh shit, what is she protesting about now?"
"Something about non-binary trans trashcans having human rights or something."
"Well crap in you hat and wear it backwards. That woman is full of wokeum."

by Charlie Cheesecake October 19, 2020

Wokemma

When your friend, specifically named Emma, is extremely woke and sends a IG pic of her head shaking

Sam: Lol you know that Sid The Science Kid video I made
Deja: Yea, why?
Sam: Emma just replied with a pic of her face palming
Deja: LOL, she is totally Wokemma!
Sam: Ikr!

by _this_is_america_ June 21, 2018

wokeupandchoseviolence

when you wake up from your slumber and immediately decide to be a effing savage

“You’re a real bonehead”

“Woah woah woah... someone wokeupandchoseviolence”

by egirlgoth666 January 26, 2021

Wokemate

A soulmate who happens to be woke af

Billy-"Bruh! I think I found my wokemate!"
John-"damnnnnn! Gotta find me one of those!"

by Whoisowenryan October 18, 2017

Wokemerica

The new name of the country that has fully embraced everything woke, now stands for everything woke and rejects everything that is not woke.

the United States of wokemerica. How dare that culture behave in that way, wokemerica will have to tell them how to behave.

by cfsSydney November 5, 2020

Wokeussy

Getting wokeussy ; fucking an awakened women

That wokeussy got my chakras pulsing

by Psychedelic_outlaw January 14, 2022

wokement

The moment after saying something and realizing times have changed and you can't say that shit anymore.

Chad had a wokement after he assumed Karen's gender and referred to her as "ma'am". Now, Chad asks everyone their preferred pronouns prior to engaging in any conversation.

by foreverPC March 17, 2022