Wokeum

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Wokeum is a portmanteau of the words "woke" and "bunkum."

Woke is a political term originating in the United States referring to a perceived awareness of issues concerning social justice. It has mutated from its original meaning into "political correctness on steroids."

Bunkum is an archaic noun meaning nonsense, balderdash, flapdoodle, claptrap and gibberish.

"Hey, man, did hear about Skylar's protest at the weekend?"
"Oh shit, what is she protesting about now?"
"Something about non-binary trans trashcans having human rights or something."
"Well crap in you hat and wear it backwards. That woman is full of wokeum."

Wokeum by Charlie Cheesecake October 19, 2020

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Wokemma

When your friend, specifically named Emma, is extremely woke and sends a IG pic of her head shaking

Sam: Lol you know that Sid The Science Kid video I made
Deja: Yea, why?
Sam: Emma just replied with a pic of her face palming
Deja: LOL, she is totally Wokemma!
Sam: Ikr!

Wokemma by _this_is_america_ June 21, 2018

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wokeupandchoseviolence

when you wake up from your slumber and immediately decide to be a effing savage

“You’re a real bonehead”

“Woah woah woah... someone wokeupandchoseviolence”

wokeupandchoseviolence by egirlgoth666 January 26, 2021

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Wokemate

A soulmate who happens to be woke af

Billy-"Bruh! I think I found my wokemate!"
John-"damnnnnn! Gotta find me one of those!"

Wokemate by Whoisowenryan October 18, 2017

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Wokemerica

The new name of the country that has fully embraced everything woke, now stands for everything woke and rejects everything that is not woke.

the United States of wokemerica. How dare that culture behave in that way, wokemerica will have to tell them how to behave.

Wokemerica by cfsSydney November 5, 2020

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Wokeussy

Getting wokeussy ; fucking an awakened women

That wokeussy got my chakras pulsing

Wokeussy by Psychedelic_outlaw January 14, 2022

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wokement

The moment after saying something and realizing times have changed and you can't say that shit anymore.

Chad had a wokement after he assumed Karen's gender and referred to her as "ma'am". Now, Chad asks everyone their preferred pronouns prior to engaging in any conversation.

wokement by foreverPC March 17, 2022

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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