Wonderbreaded

A burn. Calling someone out. A good retaliation. Or to knock someone on the ground after giving them a good hard hit.

Girl 1: You're such a bitch!

Girl 2: Oh yeah? *Punches girl 1 in the face* You just got wonderbreaded!

by Willowsid77 December 22, 2009

wonderbread

Being generic, bland, soul-less, mainstream, or distasteful in nature in order to appeal to wider, often mindless audiences.

"Starbucks is just too wonderbread for me to be interested in going there. All the girls that go there prove that."

by hailthemotherland June 7, 2015

Stale Wonderbread

The act of giving yourself a handjob with the hand of your passed out tour mate.

"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."

by Longnecker81 August 13, 2018

wonderbread land

Where the white people blossom.

that school i used to go to is wonderbread land

by anata no ojiisan [nikki!] December 12, 2008

Wonderbread Smile

A person with bread/food in there smile/teeth.

Yo, Alex hasn't brushed his teeth in a week, he a got mad "Wonderbread Smile"!

by Allegrotechie March 18, 2011

wonderbread

a term for those of the Caucasian race; in common usage by the members of the african american persuasion. Carries with it a derrogatory nature. (implied cracker, honkey, chalky, or in the strictest terms : whitey)

Hey wonderbread get the fuck off my 68 impala, shit's got hydro's mother fucker.

by Matt February 24, 2004

wonderbread wop

A person of Italian descent who acts extremely white and/or even worse; redneck. These people are not at all proud to be descended from a Latin people and in fact wish they could be of full Nordic, Germanic, or Anglo Saxon descent. The vast majority of them can't even pronounce their own names.

That nigga Mikey is a str8 wonderbread wop!

by Yaint007 December 18, 2018