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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me 

hello fellow bored people, thank u for coming here.
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me 

alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my qwe's next time won't you sing with me 

Okay, if you are this bored, nothing i can do will help you. This is when you type the keyboard but then say the ending lines of the alphabet song. I know your bored, let's see who can be bored enough to read this first. Next question, What did John Locke do???? I'm guessing you don't know because you type random shit during social studies class.
Teacher: Okay so go to Google Classroom
Student: *goes to Urb*
Student: *Types 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my qwe's next time won't you sing with me'*

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me

your're very bored but i ruined it even more
1: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me
2: what a terrible world we live in.

now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba 

When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.
Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."

Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"

Next time you won’t be so lucky! 

A thing to say in a high pitched voice when leaving. It’s used usually to make people laugh but doesn’t always work.
Next time you won’t be so lucky!” -Chuuya Nakahara, Bungo Stray Dogs