wombye

a magic world only acceseble through the arse of bailey. the worlds only inhabitants are numerouse wizards and bernie and his magic, bowler hat wearing bird-pertunia.

when i was tripping shrooms i felt like i was in wombye flying on pertunia.

by craige the dancing turd January 2, 2012

Wombles Noses

Tits that resemble wombles noses from the classic kids tv show the wombles

Underground over ground wondering free her wombles noses are wobbling at me

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

womble dongus

when two very hairy gay black midgets have painful anal sex until one bleeds

AY YO MAN , WANNA WOMBLE DONGUS WITH ME LATER TONIGHT

by _ech0_ October 18, 2017

womby

the feeling of ultimate comfort achieved when one is all wrapped up in something a bit constricting and warm

today's weather makes me want to go home and get all womby in my bed

by phoenixild January 6, 2010

Pavement Womble

Pavement Womble. Although a rare breed of people, they are extremely common on pavements. Even outside of peak times these people stride the pavements relentlessly, picking times to head out when they see passers by approaching. The main thing about the breed of human called the pavement womble is they not only have a forward motion, the also womble from side to side. This slows them down but also blocks none wombes from passing by, in effect they take up twice the space of normal humans. They are a danger, especially to children, a womble in can easily squash a small child without even realizing. Trying to pass them isnt easy, sometimes people are forced to step around them but they are run over by passing cars, as they do not anticipate the side wards movement. Pavements that are regularly used by wombles can subside, so there are calls for womble lanes with reinforced concrete to be created. At the moment mps defending wombles rights are asking for bus lanes to be converted to womble lanes. Pavement wombles should be given at least a 2 meter circle of avoidance as you never know the direction they may womble. Often wombles are overweight, this is considered a contributing factor to the amount they may sway. Its especially dangerous to consider passing a pavement womble in the wind, children and elderly should avoid them at all costs. The anti womble society advise crossing the road to avoid them. They are calling for a ban on pavement wombles during the school runs.

My way was blocked by a pavement womble

by bootcutter67 February 24, 2023

womble

idiot, dolt or fool, a person that wastes other people's time by endless waffling about one thing or another.Someone that interrupts a constructive conversation with a piece of irrelevant or unrelated information, often a personal story or anecdote, that doesn't apply at all. In the work environment this person is generally over paid and always under delivers due to their tendency to waste their own and everyone else's time.

That person is a fucking womble.

I wish they would stop wombling and get on with it.

Dont include them in the meeting if they are just going to womble on and on about complete bullshit

by Student72 July 10, 2019

cock wombler

An absolute douche bag of a man, a prick a dick and an absolute tool! Normally used to define a man that you hate.

Sam :- Oh I fucking hate George.
Tony :- Yeah he's a total cock wombler!

by The phantom clock May 10, 2014