The uterus; the organ in a
female mammal where a fetus develops. Also known as baby oven, baby factory, baby maker, sprog forge, rug rat generator, kiddy mill, or the place where
babby is formed.
A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the
female extremely cranky.
Sorry darling, I can't make
babies with you tonight, my womb's been filled by the pool
guy.
To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging
sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.