The uterus; the organ in a female mammal where a fetus develops. Also known as baby oven, baby factory,
baby maker, sprog forge, rug rat generator, kiddy mill, or the place where babby is formed.
A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue
on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female
extremely cranky.
Sorry darling, I can't
make babies with you tonight, my womb's been filled by the pool guy.
To
demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging
sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.