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womanpinching 

When a seated woman pinches her knees together as if all men are thirsty for what's between her legs, defying legal norms of presumption of innocence and societal norms of mutual respect and inclusion. This pathologically used gestural slander is part of a broader pattern within the institution of matriarchal oppression that has likely been in place since women took payment from guards, hunters and gatherers for sexual access and yet claimed the "oldest profession" for themselves. It shames and thus weakens men so they can be more readily manipulated to maintain their own oppression by continuing to protect and provide for women without regard for the merit of such women or their own well-being. It artificially bumps perception of scarcity/desirability of the sex that women sell, while highlighting its presence thus increasing it's subjective value. Only when all women and men sit with their knees at proportionally and anatomically appropriate distances apart, will they be able to live as equals.
All the women on the bus were womanpinching but I only found one of them attractive. It's too bad she hates and manipulates men.
womanpinching by Danbits April 21, 2018
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Womanbitching 

The reverse of mansplaining; When a woman, (usually a feminist) complains, yells, or argues about pointless and idiotic things, usually thinly veiled under the context of equality. The truly equal counterpart to the common feminist term.
"That stupid feminist won't stop womanbitching!"
Womanbitching by Saltiestbagel March 24, 2017
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Womanbitching 

Just like Mansplaning but it's reverse. When a woman explaining to a man in a bitchy way.
Object 1: *Womanbitching as usual*
Jerry: stop womanbitching you fuck.
Womanbitching by CumSoXX October 12, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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