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womanpinching 

When a seated woman pinches her knees together as if all men are thirsty for what's between her legs, defying legal norms of presumption of innocence and societal norms of mutual respect and inclusion. This pathologically used gestural slander is part of a broader pattern within the institution of matriarchal oppression that has likely been in place since women took payment from guards, hunters and gatherers for sexual access and yet claimed the "oldest profession" for themselves. It shames and thus weakens men so they can be more readily manipulated to maintain their own oppression by continuing to protect and provide for women without regard for the merit of such women or their own well-being. It artificially bumps perception of scarcity/desirability of the sex that women sell, while highlighting its presence thus increasing it's subjective value. Only when all women and men sit with their knees at proportionally and anatomically appropriate distances apart, will they be able to live as equals.
All the women on the bus were womanpinching but I only found one of them attractive. It's too bad she hates and manipulates men.
womanpinching by Danbits April 21, 2018
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Womanbitching 

The reverse of mansplaining; When a woman, (usually a feminist) complains, yells, or argues about pointless and idiotic things, usually thinly veiled under the context of equality. The truly equal counterpart to the common feminist term.
"That stupid feminist won't stop womanbitching!"
Womanbitching by Saltiestbagel March 24, 2017
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Womanbitching 

Just like Mansplaning but it's reverse. When a woman explaining to a man in a bitchy way.
Object 1: *Womanbitching as usual*
Jerry: stop womanbitching you fuck.
Womanbitching by CumSoXX October 12, 2019

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026