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When a seated woman pinches her knees together as if all men are thirsty for what's between her legs, defying legal norms of presumption of innocence and societal norms of mutual respect and inclusion. This pathologically used gestural slander is part of a broader pattern within the institution of matriarchal oppression that has likely been in place since women took payment from guards, hunters and gatherers for sexual access and yet claimed the "oldest profession" for themselves. It shames and thus weakens men so they can be more readily manipulated to maintain their own oppression by continuing to protect and provide for women without regard for the merit of such women or their own well-being. It artificially bumps perception of scarcity/desirability of the sex that women sell, while highlighting its presence thus increasing it's subjective value. Only when all women and men sit with their knees at proportionally and anatomically appropriate distances apart, will they be able to live as equals.
All the women on the bus were womanpinching but I only found one of them attractive. It's too bad she hates and manipulates men.
by Danbits December 22, 2017
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A way propagandists, liars, fraudsters, and their careless repeaters describe theft by banks via fraudulent contracts, that can severely impact municipalities, their residents, small businesses, their employees, and other victims. A word used to take some of the most damaging fraud of our time and make it seem as trivial as a cashier shorting you a nickel or accidentally switching your purchased mango with another customer's bananas. Akin to saying Al Capone was Mis-behaving.
Bob, "Banks have been mis-selling contracts (sometimes via bribes) designed to be far too complex for clients to understand, and to profit themselves greatly at the expense of their clients (victims), sometimes as a result of market information the bank doesn't share (those AAA mortgage-backed derivatives are sacks of shit), or direct market manipulations (LIBOR) by those very banks."

Tim, "Isn't that fraud?"

Bob, "Yes, but let's be gentlemen and call it mis-selling. Here, have an austerity cookie and a pat on the head."

Tim, "Nevermind my bankrupted municipality, crappy services (as there is little money left to pay for them), rising property taxes and rent (renters pay property taxes one step removed), or my being laid off from my job. I've got a cookie! Fuck ya!"
by Danbits February 8, 2013
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