Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
A conspiracy theorist that claims to be "woke", follows pseudoscience, and will believe anything they see on YouTube, no matter how untrustworthy the source is.
Ever since they started building the 5G towers, every wokle has been posting nonstop.
Wokle by Rad tastic April 27, 2020
Related Words
wokled • woked • Wokked • wokle • Wohled • Wooled • Wokedavism • wokedox • Woked up • wokless

Wokedavism 

A type of activism where you don’t do anything but tell other people how they should do something. Primarily with Intent the to look “woke” or virtue signal
My Instagram feed is rife with Wokedavism trends, I wish some of these people would stop virtue signaling and take action if these issues are really important to them.
Wokedavism by Halfapple July 28, 2020
-worthless-
this word has been used in jamaica for years
"rasta john is one wokless good fi nothing"
wokless by rasta dread February 21, 2005
when u wake feeling like a plate
I wokked up today and had a cat for breakfast
Wokked by spaceweed October 24, 2023
Someone who pretends to be “woke” but only just repeats whatever so-called “woke” people say.
Every wokle gave the social justice presenter many finger snaps.
Wokle by Izzy Jake April 6, 2020
When you are the perfect combination of Yolked and Woke
As Jim continuously ranted about the need for more emotional support dogs, Pam couldn't help but notice his bulging biceps and how overall wolked he was
Wolked by Bonk Monkey October 1, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Load more