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when u wake feeling like a plate
I wokked up today and had a cat for breakfast
Wokked by spaceweed October 24, 2023
Words you can keep
An extreme version of whipped, applying specifically to your Asian mates.
Person 1: Lets go get some dinner with the bois, ask Vishnu to come too.
Person 2: Nah, i think he's with the missus tonight.
Person 1: Fucken wokked bro.
Wokked by captkooked May 31, 2018
Related Words
Wokked worked wikked wonked woked worked up wakked wocked Wokedavism wokedox
An extreme version of being whipped, but applying specifically to your asian mates. Instead of getting hit by a whip, they're getting hit by a Wok.
Person 1: Oi lets go out with the bois tonight ay, bring Maurice
Person 2: Yeah sick lets go, but i dont think he can come ay, he's with the missus.
Person 1: Fuck are you serious, what a wokked cunt.
Person 2: Oath ay
Wokked by captkooked May 31, 2018

Wokedavism 

A type of activism where you don’t do anything but tell other people how they should do something. Primarily with Intent the to look “woke” or virtue signal
My Instagram feed is rife with Wokedavism trends, I wish some of these people would stop virtue signaling and take action if these issues are really important to them.
Wokedavism by Halfapple July 28, 2020

Worked Up  

Excessively affected by emotion

Anticipating the outcome to bring release of built up simmering juicy and deliciously stirring emotions;

Waiting with excitement and Breathlessly Out of sorts;

Anxious and anticipatory for an outcome or answer.

"Justin was so worked up over his sisters friend he would feel sweaty and excited for her return"

"Gabe was all worked up in anticipation for the expected date with the model"

"Every night before bed he would get worked up over the blonde girls picture"

Waiting to see if she was picked to dance for the next song, Mellissa would get worked up before it even started.
Source: JLynnW, Seattle
Worked Up by Jwod December 12, 2008
in a competition of skill getting beaten very, very badly
man if you went 1 on 1 with LeBron you would get worked.
worked by kevin November 29, 2003
1.A LEACH THAT PREYS ON WEAK NEEDY MALES THAT HAVE ZERO BACKBONE OR FUTURE

2.A DRUG ADDICT SLUT THAT MOOCHES CASH FROM LONELY MEN IN CHAT ROOMS

3.A DEVOTED ALCOHOLIC THAT WAKES UP PISSING THE BED AND LAYING IN OWN VOMIT
HOLY SHIT MAN ,, I SAW A WIKKED ,, GOOD GOD ,, WHAT A MESS PHEWYYYY

I WAS IN A STRIP JOINT ,, THERE WAS A WIKKED,, WOULD HAVE SMELLED BETTER IF I BARFFED ON HER SNATCH
WIKKED by DpcxMrPerfect October 17, 2012
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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