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Wokked
Person 1: Lets go get some dinner with the bois, ask Vishnu to come too.
Person 2: Nah, i think he's with the missus tonight.
Person 1: Fucken wokked bro.
Person 2: Nah, i think he's with the missus tonight.
Person 1: Fucken wokked bro.
Wokked by captkooked May 31, 2018
Wokked
An extreme version of being whipped, but applying specifically to your asian mates. Instead of getting hit by a whip, they're getting hit by a Wok.
Person 1: Oi lets go out with the bois tonight ay, bring Maurice
Person 2: Yeah sick lets go, but i dont think he can come ay, he's with the missus.
Person 1: Fuck are you serious, what a wokked cunt.
Person 2: Oath ay
Person 2: Yeah sick lets go, but i dont think he can come ay, he's with the missus.
Person 1: Fuck are you serious, what a wokked cunt.
Person 2: Oath ay
Wokked by captkooked May 31, 2018
Wokedavism
A type of activism where you don’t do anything but tell other people how they should do something. Primarily with Intent the to look “woke” or virtue signal
My Instagram feed is rife with Wokedavism trends, I wish some of these people would stop virtue signaling and take action if these issues are really important to them.
Wokedavism by Halfapple July 28, 2020
Worked Up
Excessively affected by emotion
Anticipating the outcome to bring release of built up simmering juicy and deliciously stirring emotions;
Waiting with excitement and Breathlessly Out of sorts;
Anxious and anticipatory for an outcome or answer.
Anticipating the outcome to bring release of built up simmering juicy and deliciously stirring emotions;
Waiting with excitement and Breathlessly Out of sorts;
Anxious and anticipatory for an outcome or answer.
"Justin was so worked up over his sisters friend he would feel sweaty and excited for her return"
"Gabe was all worked up in anticipation for the expected date with the model"
"Every night before bed he would get worked up over the blonde girls picture"
Waiting to see if she was picked to dance for the next song, Mellissa would get worked up before it even started.
Source: JLynnW, Seattle
"Gabe was all worked up in anticipation for the expected date with the model"
"Every night before bed he would get worked up over the blonde girls picture"
Waiting to see if she was picked to dance for the next song, Mellissa would get worked up before it even started.
Source: JLynnW, Seattle
worked
WIKKED
1.A LEACH THAT PREYS ON WEAK NEEDY MALES THAT HAVE ZERO BACKBONE OR FUTURE
2.A DRUG ADDICT SLUT THAT MOOCHES CASH FROM LONELY MEN IN CHAT ROOMS
3.A DEVOTED ALCOHOLIC THAT WAKES UP PISSING THE BED AND LAYING IN OWN VOMIT
2.A DRUG ADDICT SLUT THAT MOOCHES CASH FROM LONELY MEN IN CHAT ROOMS
3.A DEVOTED ALCOHOLIC THAT WAKES UP PISSING THE BED AND LAYING IN OWN VOMIT
HOLY SHIT MAN ,, I SAW A WIKKED ,, GOOD GOD ,, WHAT A MESS PHEWYYYY
I WAS IN A STRIP JOINT ,, THERE WAS A WIKKED,, WOULD HAVE SMELLED BETTER IF I BARFFED ON HER SNATCH
I WAS IN A STRIP JOINT ,, THERE WAS A WIKKED,, WOULD HAVE SMELLED BETTER IF I BARFFED ON HER SNATCH
WIKKED by DpcxMrPerfect October 17, 2012
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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