Wolked
As Jim continuously ranted about the need for more emotional support dogs, Pam couldn't help but notice his bulging biceps and how overall wolked he was
Wolked by Bonk Monkey October 1, 2019
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walked in on
walked in on by dngrsgurlx June 25, 2017
And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"
Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
dog walked
dog walked by naruto star April 5, 2016
Wokedavism
A type of activism where you don’t do anything but tell other people how they should do something. Primarily with Intent the to look “woke” or virtue signal
My Instagram feed is rife with Wokedavism trends, I wish some of these people would stop virtue signaling and take action if these issues are really important to them.
Wokedavism by Halfapple July 28, 2020
A duck walked up to the lemonade stand
and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great
A duck walked up to the lemonade stand by A real n-word October 23, 2019
cock walked
when a man is talking to a woman and another woman walks up, and spontaneously the two women walk much faster than the man is willing to walk. Associated closely with cock blocking, but only occurs while walking.
"God Damn bro, I was chatting up Suzy and we were totally clicking, but then Elen walked up and all the sudden both of them were fifty feet in front of me."
"that sucks man, Elen totally cock walked you. What a bitch"
"that sucks man, Elen totally cock walked you. What a bitch"
cock walked by john crowe ransom jr. October 24, 2011
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