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Wokesplaining 

The process of incoherently spreading irrational and contradictory racial-theories by using hyperbole, whataboutism, and bullying.
Antifa Karen was wokesplaining to a black person that white binary lesbians are the most enlightened force on planet earth before dude straight up smacker her upside her helmet-covered head.

wokesplain

When you go to a liberal college, come home and tell your dad why everything he believes is wrong, and then expect him to keep paying your tuition.
Dad to work colleagues: My son just came back from Berkeley and tried to "wokesplain" me
Colleague: Did you cut him off?
Dad: No, I didn't want to hurt his self-esteem
wokesplain by d3f1n3rz July 23, 2017

womplaining 

Not to be confused with Womsplaning or Femsplaning (Which is just Mansplaning from a woman’s perspective)...

Womplaning is when a woman complains online and expects only validation as a response instead of a proposed solution.

If a solution is proposed, it will be responded to with an accusation of Mansplaning, whether or not the responder is a man.
Woman: Do men know how many times we rewrite tweets to make SURE it doesn't look like we're asking for advice?

Responder: Um, are you asking for advice on how to solve that problem?

Woman: No! Not interested in your Mansplaning!

Responder: Then, you want an answer to the question do men know how many times you rewrite tweets to make SURE it doesn't look like you’re asking for advice?

Woman: No asshole, I’m just complaining.

Responder: You mean “Womplaining”.
womplaining by Hang on Sloopy November 6, 2017

Wokesplaining 

the explanation of something by a Woke individual, typically to a rational (non-Woke) individual, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
Please stop Wokesplaining to me.
Wokesplaining by Dodo bird 99 February 19, 2021

Wokesplain

verb: To unnecessarily inject social analysis or words, at the expense of the bigger picture, context, or intent.
James wokesplained to Carlos why Latinx should be used to define all Latinos, even tho he doesn't understand how the Spanish language works.
Wokesplain by SladeXZ October 25, 2020

Womenplaining 

Womenplaining is when women complain. This term was coined to turn the tables on those who use the term mansplain to derail conversation during an argument, debate or conversation in which a man makes a good point/case for their side of the issue.
Angry Female Feminazi: "Stop mansplaining your argument to me you cis white male scum!"
Equally Angry Male: "Oh quit your womenplaining. You just don't want to admit that I'm right."
Womenplaining by NoBias82 June 5, 2017