wokebroke
I wish I could shop at the co-op and buy an electric vehicle, but I'm too wokebroke to afford doing the right thing.
wokebroke by ChewyCherry May 21, 2023
Words you can keep
cokebroke
1. The feeling of not having enough money to buy cocaine.
2. The state of not having enough money to buy cocaine.
2. The state of not having enough money to buy cocaine.
Damn son I am cokebroke today, looks like we are not going to be able to blow snow.
Being cokebroke is the bitchin worst thing on the planet.
Can i have some money for cocaine? because I am cokebroke.
Being cokebroke is the bitchin worst thing on the planet.
Can i have some money for cocaine? because I am cokebroke.
cokebroke by MasterFirm May 24, 2011
Related Words
Woke Broke • Wokebooker • Wokeydokey • Pokebroke • Wobeboker • woke-n-boke • Coke Broke • woke-joke • Wokey Pokey • wale broke
Wokebooker
Someone who surfs the internet, finds something that offends them, and posts it on social media to get their friends equally offended.
Wokebooker by Jonesybones December 30, 2021
Woke Broke
That sense of spiritual bankruptcy one feels in realizing that being Woke means you can’t fart the wrong way without someone interpreting it as a microaggression. You’re best to STFU whitey and wait for the victimhood card game to play itself out.
Justin “Woke” Trudeau can do all the virtue signalling he wants, but since those brownface photos surfaced, that bitch is soooo Woke Broke.
Woke Broke by WalkingEagle September 20, 2019
Pokebroke
Assosiated with pokemon Go and it signifies when a person/player has ran out of pokeballs, insense or incubators etc, so then you would have to go to the nearest pokestop to get some more or buy them.
Holly: OMG Jess you only have 10 pokeballs you are so Pokebroke. How are you going to catch that Charmander if it gets away?!
Jess: ikr im so pokebroke :(( sad times
Jess: ikr im so pokebroke :(( sad times
Pokebroke by Cheesecakemaster August 4, 2016
Wokeydokey
Someone who is very offended by someone who is offended.
Explanation of concept. It's like when someone is offended by the woke movement, who are offended by statues of historical figures
Explanation of concept. It's like when someone is offended by the woke movement, who are offended by statues of historical figures
The lotus-eaters are very wokeydokey about any mention of woke issues. They spend hours making blogs and content about how horrified they are
Wokeydokey by Jonesybones December 29, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026