wokebroke

When a person is "woke" AND "broke" at the same time.

I wish I could shop at the co-op and buy an electric vehicle, but I'm too wokebroke to afford doing the right thing.

by ChewyCherry May 21, 2023

cokebroke

1. The feeling of not having enough money to buy cocaine.
2. The state of not having enough money to buy cocaine.

Damn son I am cokebroke today, looks like we are not going to be able to blow snow.

Being cokebroke is the bitchin worst thing on the planet.

Can i have some money for cocaine? because I am cokebroke.

by MasterFirm May 24, 2011

Wokebooker

Someone who surfs the internet, finds something that offends them, and posts it on social media to get their friends equally offended.

The wokebooker enthusiastically found offensive content

by Jonesybones December 30, 2021

Woke Broke

That sense of spiritual bankruptcy one feels in realizing that being Woke means you can’t fart the wrong way without someone interpreting it as a microaggression. You’re best to STFU whitey and wait for the victimhood card game to play itself out.

Justin “Woke” Trudeau can do all the virtue signalling he wants, but since those brownface photos surfaced, that bitch is soooo Woke Broke.

by WalkingEagle September 20, 2019

Wobeboker

Your Mom when she is cooking me breakfast after a long and hard night

Ur Mom in the queefum

by Ur daddy November 25, 2003

Pokebroke

Assosiated with pokemon Go and it signifies when a person/player has ran out of pokeballs, insense or incubators etc, so then you would have to go to the nearest pokestop to get some more or buy them.

Holly: OMG Jess you only have 10 pokeballs you are so Pokebroke. How are you going to catch that Charmander if it gets away?!

Jess: ikr im so pokebroke :(( sad times

by Cheesecakemaster August 4, 2016

Wokeydokey

Someone who is very offended by someone who is offended.

Explanation of concept. It's like when someone is offended by the woke movement, who are offended by statues of historical figures

The lotus-eaters are very wokeydokey about any mention of woke issues. They spend hours making blogs and content about how horrified they are

by Jonesybones December 29, 2021