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The world's most powerful insult, nothing can beat this.
Joe: I had such a great night last night.
Jim: I had such a great night with Ur Mom

The next day Jim gets beaten up.
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May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Ur Mom- a common comeback for when someone says....practically anything to you
Person 1:Hey Carl Whats up?
Person 2:Ur mom.

Person A:I had spaghetti last night.
Person B:I had Ur mom last night.

Joe:Im so worn out from basketball..
Carl:Im worn out from Ur mom.
by DtouchmycrumbD January 08, 2006
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Person one: What are you talking about? Humans breathe air!
Person two: Oh yeah, well, ur mom
(Person one shoots him/herself due to the shame and humiliation)
by mikeharr163 January 25, 2017
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can either be used as a random word which people seem to think witty and bugs the hell out of people, or, obviously, your mom
by i luv jesse mccartney April 25, 2005
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(n)
1.used when you feel like you need to respond with something, but just can't think of what...

2.an answer that is a funny reply for most questins
person 1: its hot
person 2: urmom is hot

person 1:wheres my ipod?
person 2: urmom

person 1: who's your new b/f?
person2: urmom
by agnostic carebear May 29, 2005
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Use when someone is asking you a nosy question or just something stupid as hell.
Reminder: never say this in front of a person who does not have a mother.
SARAH: Hey, whatcha guys talkin' about?
ASHLEY: ur mom.
by Stephie Thong February 27, 2003
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