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cockbroker

The opposite of a cockblocker. A person who functions as an intermediary between two or more parties in negotiating sex, punani, or the like. A type of wingman, this admirable person manages to hook up two people.
A: "She's such an awesome cockbroker, I got lucky trice last night cause of her!"
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."
cockbroker by it0r! March 1, 2010

Coke Broke 

To spend all ones money on cocaine.
I'm so coke broke I cant afford to eat.
Coke Broke by Ozie May 25, 2006

cockbroken 

When you break up with someone with a high sex drive and you will miss having sexual encounters with them. Typically you do not pay for sex and you get it so much that you're cock becomes dependent on the level and frequency of the sex. Its the same as being heartbroken except you never loved your partner you just loved the sex so your heart is fine but your cock is not.
Dude I'd been fucking her like 3 times a day for 6 months and just like that she ended it! Goddam I'm so cockbroken
cockbroken by toxic53 February 28, 2015

cokeblocked

When one is prevented from doing coke, due to the vicinity of other people who do not support the habit.
ibot tried snorting a few lines however the sudden appearance of moderators cokeblocked her efforts
cokeblocked by Elevator July 29, 2007

cockbroken 

When you want to sleep with someone but it does not happen for any reason and this makes you feel sad.
Jake was cockbroken over Ashley but took her best friend home instead
cockbroken by Mezolit October 24, 2014

Cokeboner 

An erection achieved after snorting alot of Cocaine.
Dude, that eightball of cocaine totally gave me a massive cokeboner. I swear to god boyscouts could sleep under the tent iam pitching!
Cokeboner by S.H.A.G.G.Y December 11, 2009