Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid December 5, 2018

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You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.

A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by Bark. Tree, Bark. March 5, 2005

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Woodchucked

Being woodchucked is when you see an exstremely attractive body but when they turn around they have a butterface or look like a beaver with giant pertruding "beaver like" teeth and or qualities.

Example:

*three guys are at the mall*

Guy1: damn look at that girls ass its fatt as shit!

Guy2: yea she is bad dawg.

*women turns around*

Guy3: dam look at them teeth and double chin.. yall just been woodchucked

Woodchucked by ~gEtt iT PopPin SqUad~ April 3, 2009

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woodchucknorris

The greatest animal of the Animal Kingdom. Ever.

Woodchucknorris doesn't gnaw through logs. He just stares it apart.

woodchucknorris by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris

a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris.

Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?

Think about that.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris by Adrian July 13, 2006

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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