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wizard sleeves 

Curiously large and therefore flappy, vagina lips.
"That bird last night was equipped with some monstrous wizard sleeves!"

Friend 1 - "What was her minge like?"
Mentally Scarred Friend - "Her pish flaps were huge!"
Friend 2 - "Wizard sleeves!"
wizard sleeves by Gr8 October 28, 2007

Wizard Sleeves 

1) A nauseatingly floppy set of vaginal lips, usually attributable to over-penetration of the cunt. The skin is left to hang between the woman's thighs, never to please again.

2) A fine leather coming from aforementioned vaginal lips.

3) Fabric covering a Wizard's arms, sometimes made from aforementioned leather.
1) When we're having sex, I love when my girl whips me in the chest with her wizard sleeves. Shits so hot.

2) Children, what do you know about Wizard Sleeves?

3) These damn wizard sleeves keep dragging in my tuna pot pie, I need to get them hemmed!

Wizard sleeves 

The flab that old people get under their arms that flap around when they wave.
as she waved goodbye, her wizard sleeves were flapping in the wind.
Wizard sleeves by kkelli October 21, 2010

wizzard sleeve 

When a girls camel toe is extremely noticeable from her yoga pants or spankies.
Guy one:" hey bro, you see her wizzard sleeve?"
Guy2: "ya, I bet she has a lot of tricks up her sleeve"

wizard's sleeves 

Large, flappy vaginal lips. Look like a Wizard's sleeves
That ho's wizard's sleeves were dangling down by her ankles, dude!
wizard's sleeves by peeb June 29, 2006

pissflaps like wizard's sleeves 

To refer to a females labia which hangs down like wizard sleeves.
Christ, you've got pissflaps like wizard's sleeves. (followed by a punch in the mouth)