Wittman 

A German last name slaughtered by the English into "Whitman". Generally misspelled because of Whitman chocolates and Walt Whitman. Now all the Wittmans in the world are forever cursed with the saying "No h, two t's", and the stupid little red line that appears because of SpellCheck.

Person 1: Walt Whitman and Whitman chocolates are both great, but neither of them can spell.
Person 2: Poor things, don't they know it's
Wittman?

Wittman by BWittyAlways August 21, 2008

Wittman 

A not very smart kid. One that usually breaks his shoulder on something stupid like a bleacher or wall. Most likely will play a small instroment.

Bro that kid is such a freaking Wittman.

Wittman by The Hero Man October 20, 2020

Wittman Wonder 

Time in a man's life when he realizes his complete absence of his testicles, and becomes aware of his large, flapping vagina lips, resulting in asking another male for a finger-blast.

When Collin grows up, then he will ask for a Wittman Wonder, don't worry little Michael, your first gay experience will come in due time!

Wittman Wonder by Johnny Sweet March 27, 2003

gracie wittman

The love of your life. The nicest person in the world. Friends with tall people and good at school but doesn’t care until highschool. A common ship is grinn. She is also the worlds prettiest person.

Dang Gracie Wittman looks beautiful today. And she’s smart wow that’s my girl

gracie wittman by Finn lakey December 24, 2017

Wiltman

A baller ass nigga who smokes copious amounts of weed as well as indulging in various other substances such as, but not limited to, hallucinogens, opiates and amphetamines. A wiltman is a man of great social finesse like no other. Panties drop when a wiltman walks into the room.

A wiltman will usually only converse with those deemed worthy. If one tries to converse with a wiltman and is deemed unworthy, he will usually receive a nonsensical and strange noise in response, somewhat akin to a mating call.

Yo that wiltman over there just took 7 bong rips, dropped a 10 strip of acid and railed 5 lines of speed all while fucking a hooker yet he's still able to partake in Nostail/MMO raids.

Wiltman by Eggplant Bois August 25, 2016

Witman 

BADASS HARDCORE RAVER

Witman Raves all day everyday

Witman by Fredfjhjhj August 5, 2009

wittmann 

The most amazing person you will ever meet she loves u(Barni) she cares about u and she would give the world to have u

Wittmann loves peole

wittmann by anonymous October 17, 2020