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Wiltman

A baller ass nigga who smokes copious amounts of weed as well as indulging in various other substances such as, but not limited to, hallucinogens, opiates and amphetamines. A wiltman is a man of great social finesse like no other. Panties drop when a wiltman walks into the room.

A wiltman will usually only converse with those deemed worthy. If one tries to converse with a wiltman and is deemed unworthy, he will usually receive a nonsensical and strange noise in response, somewhat akin to a mating call.
Yo that wiltman over there just took 7 bong rips, dropped a 10 strip of acid and railed 5 lines of speed all while fucking a hooker yet he's still able to partake in Nostail/MMO raids.
by Eggplant Bois August 25, 2016
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Wildman

A man who has dated/is currently dating a psycho girl...And survived. A wildman either inadvertently finds himself in situations where he attracts crazy girls and proceeds to date them or actively seeks out crazy girls for the great sex.

More often than not, a wildman finds himself in a vicious cycle of dating crazy girls until a combination of complete emotional exhaustion and PTSD drives him to stop.
Random Chad 1: You the guy that dated psycho Sally over there?
Wildman: Uh yeah that was me...
Random Chad 1: That's just hot shit...You're a wildman you know that? He's a wildman you know that? I wanna shake your hand.

Random Chad 2: What's the best way to go about...Dating these crazy girls?
Wildman: The way you don't die sir.
Random Chad 2: That's a good one... Spoken like a wildman.
by wild-man January 13, 2020
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wildman

a person who is a crazy fuck who does anything for the rush. this person can be calm one second, then turn "wild" the next. you don't want to fuck with this person
F wildmAn G.
by F wildmAn G December 13, 2009
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Wittman

A German last name slaughtered by the English into "Whitman". Generally misspelled because of Whitman chocolates and Walt Whitman. Now all the Wittmans in the world are forever cursed with the saying "No h, two t's", and the stupid little red line that appears because of SpellCheck.
Person 1: Walt Whitman and Whitman chocolates are both great, but neither of them can spell.
Person 2: Poor things, don't they know it's
Wittman?
by BWittyAlways August 21, 2008
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Wilman

Wilman is a caring soul he doesn’t express himself much but he really cares for his person. He is shy, quite, angered easily, and kind hearted he doesn’t care for many things but his person. He’ll do whatever he can to protect his person. Wilman is cold and intimidating to other people but his person he can show his soft side to them.
by Al_ye24 February 4, 2021
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Kevin Waltman

Bacon connoisseur and inventor of the Butter Patch. AKA Pepperoni, the Baconator, Sad Kevin, or Happy Kevin.

see also bacon
That Kevin Waltman...he's one bacon lovin', butter melting hunk of man!
by The Shiny Apple June 15, 2011
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wildman

man of short temper who fancies hudders.
don't go wild, wildman!!!

wiiiiiiiildman, wiiiiiiiiiiiildman, wiiiiiiiildman!
by Moir, Julia, Rachael & Gubby January 30, 2004
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