witnie 

a young pretty eyed curly haired girl who's worth falling in love with. someone you can spend a lifetime with. A caramel cute color girl . trustworthy ; love able girl you should meet you a Witnie.

example : I love Witnie

being with a Witnie makes me feel like I'm on top of the world.

witnie by realofakind July 30, 2014

Fauchovah's Witness 

A member of the Covidian sect of cultish apologists who fervently adhere to the teachings and mandates of the one and only true Fauchovah.

"Do NOT confuse Fauchovah's Witnesses with JWs."

"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"

Fauchovah's Witness by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023

Withie 

The act of taking a picture of yourself and at least one other person. Usually making a weird face and then posting it on a website such as Facebook, twitter, or instagram.

Girl 1: what are you doing?
Girl 2: taking a selfie
Girl 1: can I join?
Girl 2: ya we can make it a withie

Withie by Jackholejhole December 20, 2013

Winnie the Pooh 

A restaurant owner in Chinglish: "Me no take the ad slogang you made for my restaurant, no good, no money, go away!"
The advertising man: "Whadda.. What's wrong with; PIG OUT LIKE A TIBETAN MONK COMING OFF THE WINNIE THE POOH'S FAST CAMP?

- "Did you know that Winnie the Pooh is renamed due to the pandemic?"
- "I know that, it's Winnie the Flu!"

Winnie the Pooh by O. W. Tongueincheek December 4, 2021

Winnie pinks 

I term in reference to the famous Winfield blue brand cigarettes, Winnie pinks is used to describe the act of smoking / sucking the appendage of a male i.e. sucking a cock

Hey where is Dion? He is behind the sheds smoking the Winnie pinks again...

Man that guy loves the cock. I reckon he has smoked a packets worth today

Winnie pinks by Dirk Rictor2 July 28, 2019

Winnie the Pooh 

Winnie the Pooh has been used in political satire and has created controversies in China since 2013. In that year, critics compared to an image of Pooh and his friend Tigger a picture of Presidents Xi Jinping and Barack Obama, who met at the G20 in Saint Petersburg, Russia. Cartoons of Xi as Winnie the Pooh were regarded as disrespectful and were banned in China, but they continued to be used by critics.

Winnie the pooh, How comes you suddenly disappeared from HK Disney website without saying anything to me?

Winnie the Pooh by arnoluke October 10, 2019

Witness Protection

A thing that Michael Townley(now Michael De Santa) was not in

"Michael was in witness protection"

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT!? NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

Witness Protection by Pigeon_builder June 24, 2021