An insult against a bimbo who thinks they look like Reese Witherspoon. But they barely shower and look like grease. They’re so greasy that they can’t even see their reflection with a spoon.
Employee one: did you see Dannytoday? Girl, he looked like Grease WithoutHerSpoon
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).