Wisteria

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A person who enjoys hooking up with both genders but could only fall in love with one gender

Girl 1: Marcus was a beast last night, he was even better than Jessica the night before
Girl 2: You are such a Wisteria

Wisteria by Ms.Pieces March 3, 2011

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wisteria moon

A famoose jammer who Is funny and snazzzzzy

Hey guys WISTERIA MOON hear

wisteria moon by lighting blaze January 9, 2017

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wisteria moon • Wisteria • Wisteria Life • wisteriaboo_ • wisterial • Wisteriam • Zen Wisteria • Wistera • wisterbad • wisterbam

Wisteria Life

Someone who lives or want to live in a stereotypical upper-middle class suburb, which usually can be a nice cul-de-sac as well. Because of this, they feel if they are living this life style, they will be happy.

Scott: So Tim, what happened with Kat?

Tim: She dumped me.

Scott: How come?

Tim: Because this other fella she was seeing also wanted the Wisteria Life.

Scott: That's fucking terrible. What are you going to do?

Tim: Nothing. It's her that wants to be the cliche, not me.

Wisteria Life by Freakie Tim December 29, 2009

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Zen Wisteria

Zen Wisteria is a loyal person with a kind heart who treat people fairly.

He treat her like a Zen Wisteria.

He is loyal as a Zen Wisteria

Zen Wisteria by Licht Chou November 22, 2020

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Zen Wisteria

a guy who is loyal,beautiful. a prince with a kind hearted. treat people fairly. lovey dovey donkey with snow white with the red hair

Zen Wisteria is a 2nd prince.
Zen loves Shirayuki.

Zen Wisteria by Licht Chou November 22, 2020

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wisterbad

A CS:GO player with a negative k/d bashing their own team.

Subject: "you guys suck."
Team: "wisterbad"

wisterbad by blightttt February 20, 2019

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wisteriaboo_

wisteriaboo_ Is funny and awesome

Person 1: did you see wisteriaboo_ latest TikTok

Person 2: yea they’re so cool and funny

wisteriaboo_ by _bones____ August 30, 2021

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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