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wisky dick 

wisky dick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wisky dick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wisky dick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wisky dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with wisky dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
wisky dick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."
wisky dick by RepOmaN April 15, 2013

wisky tango 

White Trash. AKA: WT or Wisky or Tango
-Wow, all of those cars on blocks really brings out the Wisky Tango landscaping theam of the place.
-She's hot, but she is also so tango.
-You can't get anymore wisky than that mullet.
wisky tango by Bobby Newheart January 10, 2008

wisky dick 

A wisky dick is when you are so drunk that you cant get your dick out to have sex.
Your at a party and you get drunk and then you want to have sex but your so drunk that you couldnt get your dick out.
wisky dick by MentallyiLL May 28, 2005

wisky tango foxtrot 

When a Miley Cirus music video comes on the tv and you can't say WHAT THE FUCK infront of your kids.
wisky tango foxtrot by AdrianR September 20, 2013

wisky pussy 

When a woman consumes so much alcohol that she can't stay wet.
damn bitch stop fucking me because i think i just got wisky pussy.
wisky pussy by emily gotsit May 2, 2010

wisky dick 

a sweet spot right between passing out and being moderately drunk, which, in certain circumstances, can alow a man to go intercredibly long on the sex side.
dude, u hit last night?

yeah, i wisky dicked her for like 20 minutes
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