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wisard

He is counted among the prominent wisards.
by uttam maharjan October 29, 2012
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Ass Wisard

1. Mamas boy
2. Fag that goes to subway parties and does lean
3. Wigga that listens to fetty wap
1.
Mom: GIVE ME MY DAILY BLOWJOB OR ILL THROW YOU IN THE BDSM DUNGEON AGAIN
Ass Wisard: no plz not the nut cracker

2:

Ass Wisard: aye homie u goin to da party 2nite?
Guy: where at homes?
Ass Wisard: subway there's goin 2 b lean plz cum (in my mouth lul)
3:
Ughhh fetty wap IS MY DADDY
by Fagatron Mcsquisator June 18, 2016
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Dusty Wisard

Different word for, Tampon, small bullet shaped cotton thingy u shoot up your fadge when on ur period!! Me and My friend made it up while buying sandwitches, (Sandy Whitch) At the same time!!
Can offen be used as, revenge/punishment, by dunking in someones tea!!
"Got any dusty wisards left??"
"Jeze, I think I left my dusty wisard in for too long, beter not get tss!!"
by Jeni Wood!! June 11, 2006
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Wang wizard

A person who is highly skilled at performing fellatio.
Maria is the best girlfriend I've ever had. She's cute, kind, fun and most importantly, an eager wang wizard!
by Chad Apollo February 25, 2018
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The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

1900 Fantasy novel written by American author L. Frank Baum, it is said to be inspired by the gold and silver standard at the time.

A young Kansas farm girl is swept away by a tornado and magically transported to an exotic far away land of magic, witches and wizards.

Written for American children who could understand it and relate to it better than older European fairy tales. Over the years it has been claimed as the first true American fairy tale, and to this day is regarded as one the greatest novels ever written.

It is book one of a long series of following Oz books (Thirteen sequels), and has been adapted to screen and stage multiple times including the famous 1939 movie "The Wizard of Oz" starring Judy Garland and Broadway's smash hit musical "Wicked" starring Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth.
"We're off the see the wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!"
by Deter Dan April 10, 2017
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Rusty Wizard

Shoving a Flare Into Someones Ass.
"Man, I just gave him a Rusty Wizard ."
by Archipelagoes June 17, 2015
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i put on my wizard hat

Made famous by the Bash.org Top 100 list, "I put on my robe and my wizard hat" refers to the fake cyber sex dialogues of BloodNinja.
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
by Melissa Mouse May 18, 2005
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