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1. (v) an imperative statement given by an individual to another to wipe the butt of said individual; usually regarded as an insult.
Person A: Hey, want to engage in covert sexual intercourse?
Person B: Wipe me!
wipe me by LayingInADitch August 9, 2016
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wipe me down 

I am clean and on all the time. Fresh. Fly. Tight
Wipe Me Down because I am on.
wipe me down by Kayla Ones November 20, 2006

Wipe me down 

wipe me down implies that one is “clean,” “fresh,” or otherwise “fly". I mean wipe me down can be like turn me up for me/my attitude/my apparence to be "fly".

Its kinda the "brush ur shoulders off" when you feel lit or whatever.
Océane: Look at the cool people in this bitch
You: Bitch let's wipe eachother down to be the coolest, hoe.
Océane : okay *your name* WIPE ME DOWN

wipe me out 

"Man, that six hour hike is really going to wipe me out."
wipe me out by Giddyupgal November 18, 2013

wipe me down 

I don't want to sex you but you can wipe me down
wipe me down by im3FLYcuhz March 21, 2010

wipe me down 

to suck a man or boys dick or prick
That hoe I was wit last night wipe me down gud.
wipe me down by princess jojo January 13, 2008

wipe me down 

to give a guy a handjob by licking your hands and "wiping" him down
I asked my girl to wipe me down last night and it was messy.
wipe me down by kdkajks January 8, 2008
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