Aka hg winter. Being a hoe over winter to a) miss peak sti transmission period, b) save on heating costs, c) be discreet cos everyone thinks you’re just staying in when you’re really getting your back blown out, and d) maximise your vitamin D intake when the days are shorter
The term coined by Cabronas4theworld is a season where we all just wear oversized sweaters, stretchy leggings or sweatpants ( basically whatever the hell we want) preferably without a bra underneath. This season we also drink champurrado, eat tamales and share pan dulce.
Girl I can’t wait for Comfy GirlWinter so I can drink some hot chocolate and eat pan dulce in my sweatpants.
The process of locking up a girl for the cold winter months to hook up with while giving the girl a false impression of a potential serious relationship. The guy then lets her go when Memorial Day hits, the weather warms up and the sun dresses start coming out.
Guy 1: So how are things going with that girl you've been seeing?
Guy 2: Everything's cool but I got a house in the Hamptons for the summer so we'll see.
Guy 1: I thought this one actually might turn out to be serious. She's just another winter girlfriend huh?
(n.) A girl or woman suffering from any type of eating disorder. The word was created by Laurie Halse Anderson, author of such novels as Speak, Twisted, and Fever 1793.