Aka hg winter. Being a hoe over winter to a) misspeak sti transmission period, b) save on heating costs, c) be discreet cos everyone thinks you’re just staying in when you’re really getting your back blown out, and d) maximise your vitamin D intake when the days are shorter
The term coined by Cabronas4theworld is a season where we all just wear oversized sweaters, stretchy leggings or sweatpants ( basically whatever the hell we want) preferably without a bra underneath. This season we also drink champurrado, eat tamales and share pan dulce.
Girl I can’t wait for Comfy Girl Winter so I can drink some hot chocolate and eat pan dulce in my sweatpants.
The process of locking up a girl for the cold winter months to hook up with while giving the girl a false impression of a potential serious relationship. The guy then lets her go when Memorial Day hits, the weather warms up and the sun dresses start coming out.
Guy 1: So how are things going with that girl you've been seeing?
Guy 2: Everything's cool but I got a house in the Hamptons for the summer so we'll see.
Guy 1: I thought this one actually might turn out to be serious. She's just another winter girlfriend huh?
(n.) A girl or woman suffering from any type of eating disorder. The word was created by Laurie Halse Anderson, author of such novels as Speak, Twisted, and Fever 1793.
Cassie was a Wintergirl, caught in between two worlds, neither dead nor alive.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."