winnett 

A small-ass town located in Montana in which a total of about 5 1/2 people live.

Can you imagine how horrible it would be to live in Winnett?

winnett by Gldilx April 22, 2021

winnest 

Better than winner. Superior to all. No competition whatsoever.

"I am the winnest!" OR "The winnest of this game is him"

winnest by Ali G January 20, 2005

Winnet picker 

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard

Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.

Winnet picker by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

Pulling a Winnetka 

How you describe the actions of a driver that shows complete obliviousness to their surroundings.

Typical examples include rolling into pedestrians on the sidewalk, opening car doors into oncoming traffic, and going the wrong way down one-way streets.

Me: "That car almost backed into that baby carriage!"

You: "Yep, they were totally Pulling a Winnetka."

Pulling a Winnetka by MioMioMio March 10, 2009

winnet 

faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus

that winnet is a bugger to remove

winnet by Marty May 13, 2005

Winnets

Nuts of poo dangling from the hair around your ricker.

Bum nuts

Winnets by Bob November 24, 2003

winnetka 

An extremley wealthy town on the North Shore in Illinois. Winnetka is known for it's beautiful houses, expensive cars, and gorgeous clothes and people. One of the richest towns in America.

"Who's that girl wearing designer clothing and getting into a Range Rover?"

"Oh, thats that girl from Winnetka!"

winnetka by jealousofher3541 December 21, 2006