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wink wonk 

/wɪŋk wɒŋk/ expression: a typo for "wink wink", used to indicate unobvious or upcoming humour
Cool! what's your new video about??
I'll let u know when it's published *wink wonk*
wink wonk by dumbDefiner September 5, 2020

Wink wonk 

A flirtatious act for socially awkward people.
Guy: Hey *wink wonk*
Girl: *impressed by his wink wonk* let's go on a date sometime
Guy: *looks at invisible camera* works everytime
Wink wonk by Marvin1718 March 6, 2017

Wink Wonk 

A way to make almost anything dirty
Max: My mother comes to pick me up in 30 minutes

Deen: Wink Wonk
Wink Wonk by purpledeen March 7, 2018

Wink Wonk 

Wink wonk is primarily used as spam but can also be used to replace random words in a sentence for comedic effect.

It started in a discord server but quickly spread to a few small streams on youtube causing them to gain views but have their chats spammed with wink wonk. It is most popular among the "HeyItsUltra" community, a small {youtuber}.
Commenter: WINK WONK
Youtuber: Damn it these people keep spamming wink wonk in my chat

Bob: I'll wink your wonk *wink*
Joe: Bob that's disgusting
Wink Wonk by Agathor747 June 25, 2017

winkwink 

All of the following: Cat, sandals, closet, sex, the internet, marijuana, to steal, the Simpsons.
After I watched winkwink, put on my winkwinks and went on the winkwink to winkwink a winkwink. Later my winkwink-friend came over and we utilized some winkwink and then winkwinked in the winkwink.
winkwink by Bo Vanderpants January 2, 2005

Wankwonker 

An average, or below average, looking man who thinks he's entitled to a pornstar girlfriend because he spends a lot of time on the internet wanking off to images of high-class Instawhores who regularly undertake 'shoots' in the pools of 5 star hotels sat on inflatable flamingos with their fake tits hanging out in order to impress wealthy men. He's easily flattered when 'models' on social media 'like' his boring pictures thinking they genuinely want to meet him when they are simply flattering him in order to sell their wares.
'Model': I enjoy very much today the shoot in Park Lane Grosvenor. I advertising famous Miska fasion house. So how did you find me?
Wankwonker: I just followed #blonde on Instagram. I'm really flattered that you 'liked' my picture of Blockchain distributed ledger technology. So what are you doing this evening? Fancy popping down to my local in Gravesend?
Wankwonker by Kitty Eliz March 11, 2018