wineroning

an usual activity, when a woman combine the ironing with wine consumption

Janey is wineroning, while her husband thinks, she is doing something useful.

by Maciálatka October 21, 2017

WINSTONING

The prototype of people reposting the daily fake news on social networking, which they have no first hand knowledge of whatsoever, from George Orwell's book called 1984.

That LinkedIn guy is winstoning again reposting and interpreting unvalidated fake news.

by LARSX July 22, 2018

winstoning

To lick someone aggressively

My dog was winstoning me last night dude!

by Madibug19 July 18, 2015

Wironing

To do your household ironing chores whilst drinking wine, and possibly smoking/dancing.

Oh no I've just written my car off in a hedge. All i did was go to the spar for some ciggies after a heavy bout of wironing.

by miss rey July 7, 2007

Wintoning

When you get a giant Tesla cannon and tase and destroy your balls with it and letting out a mighty roar

Cassidy: how’ve ya been buddy

Torbjorn: I was bored as fuck and wintoning myself now I can barely walk

by anonymous February 23, 2023

Winstoning

The art of saying Winston, after someone responds to their name being called. Originates from American veteran and National hero Jack Winston. One can negate being "Winstoned" by loudly shouting "DURR".

Aidan: "Winstoning Donnie is so easy, he falls for it every single time.

Kit: "Yea, this girl in my class is so bad bro"

by PlayboiGoff September 27, 2023

winening

To "accidentally" spill red wine on someone wearing a white dress to someone else's wedding.

Future MIL showed up wearing a wedding dress herself, so the maid of honor gave her "the winening".

by StarDustLoveU January 18, 2025