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winstoning 

To lick someone aggressively
My dog was winstoning me last night dude!
winstoning by Madibug19 July 18, 2015

Winstoning 

The art of saying Winston, after someone responds to their name being called. Originates from American veteran and National hero Jack Winston. One can negate being "Winstoned" by loudly shouting "DURR".
Aidan: "Winstoning Donnie is so easy, he falls for it every single time.

Kit: "Yea, this girl in my class is so bad bro"
Winstoning by PlayboiGoff September 27, 2023

Wilsoning 

When one pauses during cunnilingus and looks up at the female recipient such that only the top portion of their face is visible to the recipient. The term is derived from the character Wilson on the TV show Home Improvement.
Stop Wilsoning and finish me off!
Wilsoning by Haley Sparkles September 23, 2005

Winstonian

Defines those who possess a superior level of cool and mystique.

A description for any and every action in the world

A member of the Winstonain band
"Eddie, that shirt is very winstonian my friend"

"Are the Winstonians playing tonight?"

"I am so winstonian"
Winstonian by K.Wayne November 17, 2004

wilsoning 

The art of fisting a woman while she is on her period, and then slapping her face with your blooded hand, making her look like Wilson from castaway
"You can fist me if you want, but I'm ony period at the moment"
"I'm fine with that, as long as you're down for some wilsoning afterwards"
wilsoning by ocean_of_ypres January 18, 2015

wisoning 

to chill with your friends only to be stopped by your girlfriend and be dragged away kicking and screaming.
I was wisoning it up... at least i was till my bitch came along X(
wisoning by Xstr[e]et-16X September 15, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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