a person who feels they are able to function and go about their daily tasks better by drinking wine; you feel you are able to function and it is similar to being caffeinated
After a glass or two of wine, I'm wineinated and feel like I can face home learning.
A guy (super cool, non douche bag) that's an expert on wine.
(Hot chick #1)" Did you know that Sir Nichols makes is own wine?" (Hot chick #2) " Yes I did! He's an expert on the stuff, he's a regular wineinstein." (Hot chick #1) "that's so hot"
When a man gets married and hyphenates his last name with his wife's last name. Most guys would see this as a deal breaker, while some forward thinking guys actually ask for it
It means to have drunk "Wine" and gone a bit crazy. Not completely or not sober but in-between. In Winealated people are generally happy and making jokes and laughing :)
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.