wine window

The open space of time when drinking wine where you feel really good and flirty for having sexy time... then the wine window closes, and you only feel like sleeping

I felt awesome, so buzzed and horny! The wine window was definitely open! But he was playing xbox for too long, so it closed.

by spymax November 29, 2010

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Wine bar widow

A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.

What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.

by What's going on. July 22, 2022

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