What everyone thought would come afters windows 8.1 An official press release was made by Microsoft saying that 7 ate 9, so they would be calling the new one windows 10.
by MrWonka December 23, 2015
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A WNR (Windows never released) version released on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 (which coincided with the fasting month of Ramadan), known for being the first to support Python. It blends nostalgia with modern programming capabilities, allowing users to experience both the charm of early '90s computing and the power of contemporary coding. Known for parodizing Python 3.11.9, this WNR is often seen as a quirky bridge between the past and present.
Using Windows 3.11.9 is like stepping back into the '90s with a modern twist—it's the first version to support Python, bringing retro computing into the future!
by Emotional Cruiser November 6, 2025
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Nerd 1: Yo, I just upgraded to Windows 10, and it's amazing!
Nerd 2: Pfft! Does it sound like this when you start it up? *Plays The Windows Sound from Windows 95*
Nerd 1: Wow! I need to ditch this garbage and get that instead!
Nerd 2: Pfft! Does it sound like this when you start it up? *Plays The Windows Sound from Windows 95*
Nerd 1: Wow! I need to ditch this garbage and get that instead!
by orange_husky April 3, 2020
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16 bit patch to an
8 bit operating system originally coded for a
4 bit microprocessor, written by a
2 bit company, that can't stand
1 bit of competition.
16 bit patch to an
8 bit operating system originally coded for a
4 bit microprocessor, written by a
2 bit company, that can't stand
1 bit of competition.
by Severin Victor May 4, 2004
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Because of all the fixes that were done for it in Windows 98 it has all of its creases ironed out. It is the best OS that I have and ever will work with. I still have a 98.2 that has been running since before 2000. I haven’t even needed to turn it off it just runs. I will go up to it and browse the web and run programs and it dose just fine. It works great for a simple at home computer that doesn’t have a lot of power. If you want a server I would recommend Windows 2000 or something like Redhat
Because of all the fixes that were done for it in Windows 98 it has all of its creases ironed out. It is the best OS that I have and ever will work with. I still have a 98.2 that has been running since before 2000. I haven’t even needed to turn it off it just runs. I will go up to it and browse the web and run programs and it dose just fine. It works great for a simple at home computer that doesn’t have a lot of power. If you want a server I would recommend Windows 2000 or something like Redhat
“Wow your still running 98”
“Nope”
“What?”
“I’m running Windows 98.2”
“What the hells the difference?”
“It works a hell lot better”
“Nope”
“What?”
“I’m running Windows 98.2”
“What the hells the difference?”
“It works a hell lot better”
by Notcarter January 7, 2009
Get the Windows 98.2 mug.Ok! all you people saying it sucks and shit! it sucks now because its like over 10 years old and its no even supported! Back than it was like state-of-the-art!
Kid: Windows 98 sucks! It wont even run a programed designed specifically for windows vista!
Me: NO SHIT! ITS ONLY FOR WINDOWS VISTA YOU PIECE OF SKIN!
kid kills himself.
Me: NO SHIT! ITS ONLY FOR WINDOWS VISTA YOU PIECE OF SKIN!
kid kills himself.
by wesikens March 3, 2008
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