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32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a

16 bit patch to an

8 bit operating system originally coded for a

4 bit microprocessor, written by a

2 bit company, that can't stand

1 bit of competition.
A new navy unmanned boat has sunk due to an error with its Windows 95 operating system.
by Severin Victor May 04, 2004
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used to refer to an annoying old person. It is similar in meaning to "grandpa"/"grandma", usually exclaimed in frustration or anger.
"WTF? Windows 95 over there keeps putting candies in the tip jar."
by truthorderrida November 10, 2013
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The staple the held Windows ME together.
Cause of many crashes.
AKA. My first OS
Ouch dude I can’t believe you use Win 95
by Id November 08, 2004
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Bug or wordComputer Virus/word
Like a virus, Windows 95 eats up valuable system resources, screw up ur hard drive, but Windows 95 is not a virus. A virus is well supported by its author and has a fast code. Windows is not a virus, its a bug
by noone November 02, 2003
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