Hey dude nobody could have predicted Tom Brady would leave the game in the 1st quarter. But you don't need to scream and yell and call people names. Stop being such a Windey.
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A stripper who is too diseased and/or unattractive to persuade anyone too approach the stage during her performance. Commonly seen cleaning the stripper pole with a spray bottle of Windex for most or all of their allotted performing time, hence the name.
Man, the strip club was so lame last night! Nothing but windykes scrubbing the pole, all night long. I wouldn't let any of them touch my pole, they all have herpagonasyphilaids!
by Stripficianado December 20, 2013
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by papajaha June 18, 2012
Get the Windy-City Assassin mug.The act of licking the anus and it's surrounding areas while the receiver lets loose a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process known as flatulence.
Your mom asked if she could toss my salad. I told her I had 3 supreme tacos and double beef burrito for lunch. Therefor it will be of the Windy City Salad variety.
by RoundhouseKick September 24, 2009
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DANE COOK: i'm telling you, whenever you use a windex bottle, never put that shit half way. always make sure its lined up. there's no joke here, don't do that. bad things happen to good people. i know somebodys going to go home tonight and be like hold on i wanna try this shit. what happens if you don't line it up i just wanna see. what if when you did that a fucking ghost came out of it?
DANE COOK: i'm telling you, whenever you use a windex bottle, never put that shit half way. always make sure its lined up. there's no joke here, don't do that. bad things happen to good people. i know somebodys going to go home tonight and be like hold on i wanna try this shit. what happens if you don't line it up i just wanna see. what if when you did that a fucking ghost came out of it?
by windextor October 2, 2006
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Calvin: Hell yeah, it was amazing!
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