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wimbledon 8 

A drinking game made by oliver reed. It involves drinking 1 pint of alcahol within 15 minutes then runnning to the nearest pub, then repeating. The unofficial world record is 16 pubs held by oliver reed himself. It was originally held in wimbledon and based around 8 pubs and that is how the name originated.
Want to play wimbledon 8?

Sure, ill just get the barf bag.
wimbledon 8 by kingpaladin September 14, 2005
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breakfast at wimbledon 

Having breakfast at wimbledon is having sex in the morning, presumably with the person with whom you spent the previous night. The phrase comes from the name of the long-standing preview show before televised portions of the famed tennis tournament in England.
"Hey guys. I was in a hurry this morning, but I was able to snag some breakfast at wimbledon before work."

wimbledon 

A big tennis tournament that Tim Henman will never win and will always have to put up with the shit of being good but not good enough for the British people
"Aw fuck- I lost in the quarter final of wimbledon, now the English people will be on my fucking back again"

a made up quote from Tim Henman
wimbledon by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006

Wimbledong 

When a member of the general public appears on the big screen during a tennis match at Wimbledon and acts like a total dong! An example of this would be flailing their arms about like a moron and mouthing "mum i'm on the telly!"
Dan: Oh what a spiffing...MUM, I'M ON THE TELLY!!!

Stacey: Oh Daniel...please compose youreself, you are acting like a total Wimbledong!
Wimbledong by pimp&raggassho July 2, 2009

AFC Wimbledon 

The story of AFC Wimbledon

On May 28th 2002, an FA Commission granted permission for a group of businessmen to relocate Wimbledon FC Ltd to Milton Keynes, 70 miles from its history, home and community. Devastated fans mourned the death of their club, but before long they took a fresh approach by creating their own team.

Backed by the Wimbledon Independent Supporters Association and The Dons Trust, with a combined membership approaching 3000, AFC Wimbledon was born. Just six weeks later, having obtained a ground, senior status, sponsorship and many hundreds of season ticket applications, AFC Wimbledon played its first game on Wednesday 10th July against Sutton united at Gander Green Lane (a game that saw a 4-0 defeat celebrated like a Cup Final win).

Except that for the fans this isn't the club's first ever game – it is a direct continuation of the old club that was formed as Wimbledon Old Centrals back in 1889. This view is backed by the ex-Wimbledon manager Terry Burton, sacked by Chairman Charles Koppel less than a week after the season ended, despite achieving a creditable league finish. "If that's where the fans are, that is where the club is", said Burton, "It's a great idea. It's great for football. It's a great achievement and everyone involved should be proud of AFC Wimbledon. I love to watch football. I loved Wimbledon, but this AFC is closer to being my team."

That WFC Ltd could sack such a popular manager as Terry Burton shows just how deep the rift between the club and the supporters had grown. Such a rift will never be allowed to occur at AFC Wimbledon. Commercial Director Ivor Heller said "There is a strong belief that the vast majority of football owners have lost touch with their supporters. But, in the end, footballers come and go, so do managers and owners. All that remains are the fans and in the case of Wimbledon, we never left."
Wombles going up and the Franchise going down!
AFC Wimbledon by AFCW April 5, 2004

Wimbledon Town

According to a 3 man commission appointed by the FA the fans of Wimbledon FC should just follow the club to Milton Keynes and not start a new club. Because such a new club, for example under the name of Wimbledon Town is not in the best interests of football.
Wimbledon Town by AFCW April 25, 2004

wimbledon 

a place that hosts a huge tennis tournament on grass courts. see wimbledon.org
i can't wait to watch wimbledon this year! I bet Andy Roddick will school all those fools!
wimbledon by raybanks October 26, 2005
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