willytent

The structure created under a sheet or cover caused by an erection.

Jerry was sound asleep, but judging by his willytent, he must have been having a wet dream.

by jeffbo April 7, 2009

Willytastic

When someone said you don’t have the balls to do something so you shoe them you willy and slap them in the face with it

Person 1: “Hahaha that’s funny buy you don’t t have the balls to do that”
Person 2 : “ actually yes I do I’m willytastic ” *shows them penis and slaps them*

by lil talia13 May 9, 2020

Willyeatingcunt

A good friend or relative

UK slang

Man:your a willyeatingcunt

Girl: aww I love you

by Big pp Antonio November 22, 2021

willymeter

A unit of measurement specific to measuring a penis (aka willy). A willymeter has no known conversion ratio to any other unit of measurement.

You want to know how big my penis is? Well... its about 16 willymeters, unless its cold outside.

by Nathan Scotland October 31, 2025