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to insert ones finger into their own ear and then place finger in an unsuspecting victim's mouth. opposite of wet-willy.
i heard the scream "WIlly-Wet," as i tasted mike's wax.
willy-wet by Billy t. March 12, 2008
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willy wet 

Its when you stick your finger in your ear, and then putting the same finger in another person's mouth.

The opposite of wet willy.
You think a wet willy is bad? You're about to experience a willy wet.
willy wet by Evytyn again October 27, 2008

willy wet suit

condom. like wetsuits for your willy
"hey baby i'm gonna put a willy wet suit on cos i don't want your venerial diseases, ok?"
willy wet suit by bad mofo April 16, 2005

Willy Wet Dicky 

The act of giving another a wet willy, but replacing a finger with a penis.
I fucked this girl last night on the couch next to Joey, and accidentally gave him a willy wet dicky.

shitty wet willy 

you wet your finger in your mouth, then scoop your butt hole, then stick it in a friends ear

reverse wet willy

you stick your finger in your ear then put in someones mouth when they are not paying attention
i gave that bitch a reverse wet willy when she was looking the other way
reverse wet willy by goodbyehalloween December 14, 2008

roman wet willy 

When you take old pudding and put it in another’s ear and come back later and lick it out.
dude danny gave me a roman wet willy last night i had the hershey squirts
roman wet willy by BadLuckBarney December 12, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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