wikman 

literally THE COOLEST LAST NAME someone could have. Usually when you find a wikman they are from Finnish families so they probably have a big family. Wikmans are hard working, redneck, and just nice people in general. Get yourself a wikman if you haven’t yet!!!

Dude do you see that hick painting that house? Yea that’s a Wikman I know!

wikman by SickHickSister March 22, 2022

wiksand 

What you've stumbled into when you go to look something up quickly in Wikipedia only to emerge 3 hours later having followed hundreds of links into myriad topics about which you never thought you would care. Like quicksand, its grip is unrelenting and the more one tries to extricate oneself, the more browser tabs one opens to continue down alternate paths. Usually starts out as a momentary tangent to try to dredge up memories of an old technology or company or natural disaster and quickly turns into an all-day waste of time. Not that learning is a waste of time, but you should really get back to work already. And close some of those tabs.

I only wanted to quickly look up this Senator, but I got stuck in wiksand and now I know all of the African countries by heart and the chemical make-up of capsaicin.

wiksand by zeroday August 1, 2008

wikan

The best person you could find. Hard to find, one of a kind. Wikan means ; friendly, loyal and outgoing. (Noun)

Boy: sorry I cheated on you
Girl: honestly, why can't you be a wikan

wikan by Hellboy670 November 5, 2017

wisman 

My favorite Wisman

damn Sam he's the best he must be a wisman

wisman by Wisman March 28, 2017

Wilman 

Wilman is a caring soul he doesn’t express himself much but he really cares for his person. He is shy, quite, angered easily, and kind hearted he doesn’t care for many things but his person. He’ll do whatever he can to protect his person. Wilman is cold and intimidating to other people but his person he can show his soft side to them.

I need a Wilman in my life

Wilman by Al_ye24 February 4, 2021

Widmann

Meaning "Superior German." All Widmanns enjoy saurkraut and leiderhosen. If you meet a Widmann, you will most likely be astonished by their sweet German charm and ridiculous polka dancing skills. Be forewarned, Widmanns carry the ginger gene.

Last summer I went to Germany and met so many Widmanns.

Widmann by thepriceiswrong November 7, 2010

Wiemann 

Slang for kicking a small animal in the throat hard enough to make them speak literate English.

Man, I wiemann'd that dog into quoting Shakespeare, slightly out of breath.

Wiemann by iiskitchii August 11, 2008