wiggle wagons

When a woman is not wearing bra and her breasts sway side-to-side when she walks instead of a healthy bounce.

Ewww gross! That lady has some massive wiggle wagons!

wiggle wagons by macgowan August 29, 2010

Wiggle Wagon

n. Any combination vehicle having two or more trailers, especially short pup trailers. Derived from the uncontrolable wiggle motion these vehicles have while traveling down the highway.

Driver, I dont mind sharing my lane, but could you try and keep that wiggle wagon on your side of the line?

Wiggle Wagon by SirDiesAlot August 12, 2006

wiggle wagon

A military term for when for when you go into a passive village and you just wipe it out.

"Did you hear what fox company did last week? They burned down that whole village!"
"Oh, you mean the wiggle wagon? Yeah, that's just battalion SOP around here."

wiggle wagon by bewhoveyou February 26, 2018

Wagon Wiggles 

A sexual position in which a males partner must pull his penis like the handle of a wagon. Once proper grip is executed, his partner is to pull him across the room while wiggling violently until proper arousal is a achieved.

My wife gave me the best Wagon Wiggles last night.

Wagon Wiggles by GayJezus February 4, 2013