wifoo 

A word you use when you think of a cartoon pr video game character as your love interest

I love my wifoo

wifoo by DJ UNIC0RN September 15, 2017

wifoo 

A 18 year old who claims to be a 13 year old and is a pedophile.

Hey dude, did you see that wifoo guy pretending to be 13? He was hitting on that 14 year old named Azure.
Yea, I heard he was into that guy, what a pedo.

wifoo by azure80 February 4, 2023

WIFOYN 

What's In Front Of You Now?
a game played by texting someone a picture of whats in front of you with the above question forcing them to immediately take a picture of whatever is in front of them, no matter how embarrassing it may be, and sending it to you. it is considered cheating if the recipient of WIFOYN waits or turns to choose a better scene to text back.

text: WIFOYN with a pic
recieve a funny pic of what your friend is doing (ie:bubble bath with a rubber ducky and they are 28 years old)

WIFOYN by Kiki tha Great September 29, 2011

wifeopath 

A woman who has transformed from the sweet, lovely, kind, understanding person the husband thought she was on the wedding day, to a cold, calculating, heartless, selfish harpie after a long or short period of marriage.

A latent female psychopath, that is only discovered to be one after a a period of marriage.

Helmut: What happened last night? You left in a hurry.
Didier: Sorry 'bout that. The wife had had a bottle of wine before we came out, and decided that 10.50 on a Friday night was a perfect time to tell me, completely out of the blue, that she she was not happy, and wants to live on her own.
Helmut: Thats rough.
Didier: Yes it is. When we got home, she shouted at me for half an hour because the barmaid was female, and threw a lightbulb at my head.
Helmut: She sounds like a wifeopath!

wifeopath by hubopath May 22, 2006

WIFOM 

In gaming, it's any kind of game or subgame, especially a psychological one, in which a player is given a set of apparently equal choices where one or more is completely wrong. In such games one often may try to use what he knows of his opponent to make a better choice, but this often leads to recursive reasoning, as anything that one player could think of is something another player could think of, in the form of "But that's just what he wants me to think, so I'll do the opposite…but maybe that's what he want's me to think…so I'll not do the opposite…but maybe that's what he want's me to think…etc, etc.". Such games are basically random, and therefore should be carefully considered before they are engaged in.

"All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead."

"But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's?"
"All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead."

"But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's?"

-The Princess Bride

So begins the game of wine in front of me, or WIFOM.

WIFOM by hohum November 2, 2008

Wigoo 

When a fellow peer inserts an unwanted finger into your balloon knot unexpectedly, and they proceed to say ‘wigoo’.

“Errr you creep, why you wigoo me?”

Wigoo by Nick Cleggnut July 6, 2019

Winooza 

The act of whipping out your massive cock and use it to slap someone/something.

To perform a winooza you must be packing at least 8 inches and have worked out your balls before.

PERSON 1 : Since nobody is watching, im just gonna hit the piñata with my cock
PERSON 2 : WTF, did that guy just winooza a piñata!?

Winooza by mawio June 19, 2021