Winooze
Winooze by Bacon_boy_33 February 7, 2019
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Winooze
When you're all excited cos you managed to get an appointment to speak to your local MP about climate related issues but then you get to there and he doesn't even understand what you're on about!
There's no way of getting through to you. You don't even care about the earth! Can I remind you this is a climate emergency?! What a winooze situation this is!
Windoze
Windoze by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003
Winooza
The act of whipping out your massive cock and use it to slap someone/something.
To perform a winooza you must be packing at least 8 inches and have worked out your balls before.
To perform a winooza you must be packing at least 8 inches and have worked out your balls before.
Windozer
A user (A) who will actively volunteer to help another user (B), just so that they can make a big show of how they don't know how to use B's machine, based solely upon deliberate ignorance of the operating system. They will thus insist that they don't know how to perform simple functions on an OSX or Unix machine, even though many such functions are handled exactly the same way as windows. Essentially the opposite of a unix or osx fanboy.
"OK so I'll just plug in this projector and we'll get started. - Oh, it's set to mirror. I was planning on doing this in Presenter Mode..."
"Oh, I can fix that, here let me... OH SHHHIIII- I didn't realise you were using one of...THESE things. I have no idea how to fix this on OSX."
"Christ, Bill. You're such a Windozer. Look - Apple menu> System Settings...>Displays. This is really the same as control panel. You're just making a big deal over nothing. Make an effort will ya??"
"Oh, I can fix that, here let me... OH SHHHIIII- I didn't realise you were using one of...THESE things. I have no idea how to fix this on OSX."
"Christ, Bill. You're such a Windozer. Look - Apple menu> System Settings...>Displays. This is really the same as control panel. You're just making a big deal over nothing. Make an effort will ya??"
Windozer by keepCalmAndGetOuttaHere February 15, 2023