When you're all excited cos you managed to get an appointment to speak to your local MP about climate related issues but then you get to there and he doesn't even understand what you're on about!

There's no way of getting through to you. You don't even care about the earth! Can I remind you this is a climate emergency?! What a winooze situation this is!

Winooze by winoozey December 6, 2019

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Windoze

Derogatory internet slang for Microsoft Windows.

Windoze by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003

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windoze

an insult of Microsoft windows.

"Microsoft windoze NT 4.0"
" windoze sucks"

windoze by bob dexter August 18, 2016

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Winooza

The act of whipping out your massive cock and use it to slap someone/something.

To perform a winooza you must be packing at least 8 inches and have worked out your balls before.

PERSON 1 : Since nobody is watching, im just gonna hit the piñata with my cock
PERSON 2 : WTF, did that guy just winooza a piñata!?

Winooza by mawio June 19, 2021

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Windozer

A user (A) who will actively volunteer to help another user (B), just so that they can make a big show of how they don't know how to use B's machine, based solely upon deliberate ignorance of the operating system. They will thus insist that they don't know how to perform simple functions on an OSX or Unix machine, even though many such functions are handled exactly the same way as windows. Essentially the opposite of a unix or osx fanboy.

"OK so I'll just plug in this projector and we'll get started. - Oh, it's set to mirror. I was planning on doing this in Presenter Mode..."
"Oh, I can fix that, here let me... OH SHHHIIII- I didn't realise you were using one of...THESE things. I have no idea how to fix this on OSX."
"Christ, Bill. You're such a Windozer. Look - Apple menu> System Settings...>Displays. This is really the same as control panel. You're just making a big deal over nothing. Make an effort will ya??"

Windozer by keepCalmAndGetOuttaHere February 15, 2023

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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