wifi ho 

A person who connects to any wifi internet connection.

He'll go to McD's just for the free wifi, what a "wifi ho"! You can see him at every free wifi outlet in the city.

wifi ho by kukatie1 December 28, 2008

WiFi hobo 

A term to describe people who spend their day traveling from free WiFi spot to free WiFi spot . These people usually have no internet access at home.

Girl: See that guy and his netbook? I saw him at Mcdonald's AND Wendy's today. And the coffee shop yesterday.

Guy: He must be a WiFi hobo.

WiFi hobo by Shelltown July 10, 2010

Wifi hoe 

A broke bitch whose only communication is through wifi

Valarie is such a broke wifi hoe

Wifi hoe by Ihatewifihoes July 4, 2016

wifi hopping

Constantly trying to connect to wifi when you're not at home. Including, but not limited to: traveling to another country (cellular data in other countries is very expensive).

Also when walking around a city or town and not being able to keep a constant connection to one wifi source.

I spent my entire time in Germany wifi hopping.

wifi hopping by Lele4789 October 11, 2015

wifi hopping

Constantly trying to connect to wifi when you're not at home. Including, but not limited to: traveling to another country (cellular data in other countries is very expensive).

Also when walking around a city or town and not being able to keep a constant connection to one wifi source.

I spent my entire time in Germany wifi hopping.

wifi hopping by Lele4789 October 11, 2015

Wifi hoe 

A broke bitch who relys on wifi for texting twitter instagram etc

Valarie is a broke ass wifi hoe

Wifi hoe by Ihatewifihoes July 4, 2016

Hobbit wifi 

when one of your friends lives in hobbit land and they have booty ass wifi

"Kaden fix your hobbit wifi"

Hobbit wifi by No cake no cake August 7, 2020