Definitions by Shelltown

WiFi hobo 

A term to describe people who spend their day traveling from free WiFi spot to free WiFi spot . These people usually have no internet access at home.

Girl: See that guy and his netbook? I saw him at Mcdonald's AND Wendy's today. And the coffee shop yesterday.

Guy: He must be a WiFi hobo.

WiFi hobo by Shelltown July 10, 2010

Saskatoon Totem Pole 

Outdoor Canadian Sex Act with two men in snow suits standing facing each otherwith their hard dicks out . They hold a naked woman or man in-between, then lower them onto both their dicks' at the same time. Can be vaginal, anal or both. Basically standing double penetration in the snow.

Ted and I ripped Robin open with a Saskatoon Totem Pole. My sac got a little frost bit though.

Saskatoon Totem Pole by Shelltown May 30, 2009