widfuck 

One who thinks they're smart, but fucks everything up. Especially when their first name is Jesse.

Look at Jesse, he doesn't know what the hell he's doing, what a widfuck

widfuck by Robert Tyler May 17, 2007

windfucker 

a blowhard; an obnoxious, ambitious person; a social climber

Did you ever hear such a windfucker as this?

windfucker by Hieronimo November 8, 2008

WindFuck

When you have really amazing hair and then your on a boat or in the car and a gust of wind decides to fuck up your hair. Making it windfucked

Whoa what happened to you

Oh i just got off the boat and my hair got WindFuck

WindFuck by MarineMann1031 June 24, 2011

WEDFUCKED 

The state of being exhausted after attending weddings.

Guy 1 :- How are ya?
Guy 2 :- Damn this wedding season is crazy, I am wedfucked.

WEDFUCKED by LilDhan December 7, 2020

narcissistic windfuck 

A self-absorbed person who cannot see the wrong they have done a person. Their victims almost always end up suffering from a mental health disorder.

"My ex has left me scarred for life, he's such a narcissistic windfuck."

narcissistic windfuck by salty bean 32 June 26, 2018

windfucked 

verb

Its when you get blown really hard by wind that when you go back inside you look like you had a really good roll in the hay.

Wow that was crazy I just got windfucked out there!

windfucked by krissyanthamum December 16, 2011

windfucker 

Someone who fucks himself. Not limited to the literal sense of the word.

"If you masturbate against the wind, you're a windfucker, okay? You're going to have a bad time."

John Doe just told everyone that he stole the caramel bars. No one would have known that. He is a windfucker.

windfucker by sukebe November 18, 2006