WindFuck

When you have really amazing hair and then your on a boat or in the car and a gust of wind decides to fuck up your hair. Making it windfucked

Whoa what happened to you

Oh i just got off the boat and my hair got WindFuck

by MarineMann1031 June 24, 2011

narcissistic windfuck

A self-absorbed person who cannot see the wrong they have done a person. Their victims almost always end up suffering from a mental health disorder.

"My ex has left me scarred for life, he's such a narcissistic windfuck."

by salty bean 32 June 26, 2018

windfucker

a blowhard; an obnoxious, ambitious person; a social climber

Did you ever hear such a windfucker as this?

by Hieronimo November 8, 2008

winkfuck

The act of placing your eye on another person's protuberance and winking multiple times.

I put my eye on my girl's nipple and began to wink. Despite laughing hysterically, she was not pleased by the winkfuck.

by southerngentleman March 29, 2015

widfuck

One who thinks they're smart, but fucks everything up. Especially when their first name is Jesse.

Look at Jesse, he doesn't know what the hell he's doing, what a widfuck

by Robert Tyler May 17, 2007

Wind Fuck

When your all sweaty from doing hard work and suddenly you feel a nice gust of wind. You lean over as if to be done from behind, lift your shirt to expose your back and orgasm because it feels sooo good!

(Also known as a Breeze Fuck)

He's just havig a casual Wind Fuck man. He'll be there till he's all dried up.

by Disco Aaron February 23, 2011

windfucked

verb

Its when you get blown really hard by wind that when you go back inside you look like you had a really good roll in the hay.

Wow that was crazy I just got windfucked out there!

by krissyanthamum December 16, 2011