(noun) a teenage wiccan who thinks that Wicca is cool, but knows almost nothing about the religion aside from what she read in a few pop culture books on witchcraft--assuming she read them and didn't just make up a religion based on what she saw on television.
A crappy town in West Texas with horrible shiternet that the rain always avoids. With a unused school and an abandoned refinery, and when the rain does come, the power goes out. DON'T MOVE HERE AT ALL COSTS.