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A party village in Bradford. with 8 pubs within a square mile. home of the Wibsey wobble!
Start at the top and end up wobbling home!
Home of the original village idiot.
2pm in the afternoon... Man in shorts, flip flops, no top on and singing drunken songd. shouting eeeeeeeeowet!!
Jim: look at that village idiot.
Johnny: looks like he's been on the wibsey wobble! is it swarve?
wibsey by Swite May 25, 2007
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Wisey is the shortened/ nickname for wiseborn, wisdom and many other names. The nickname wisey is reserved for people who have a calm demeanour as the name suggest. They are usually the ones that people rely on in tough situations to come up with a plan. Although they can be seen as dry and monotone people, their name acts as a window to another side which they rarely show. This side of theirs is their kind and adorable side. Overall they are just good people and should be cherished as you don't see somebody as perfect and loveable as them every day.
"Hey Wisey get over here"
"Let me introduce you to my guy Wisey"
"I would totally choose wisey"
"Most people can just be assholes but Wisey is the exception"
Wisey by A rural place July 20, 2021
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for something to wobble around making it difficult to catch
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A girl that everyone like even though she does nothing other than act herself. She is typically very shy.
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"Yeah I like her"
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xd wisey 

xd Wisey is a small youtuber with currently 30+ subscribers and growing his channel bit by bit, has a small group of friends who are also small Youtubers, such as Medieval legend, F1r1um xd, F34R_STATIICZ, and a few more. Lastly, xd Wisey is a good, small youtuber with very good friends.
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a man whose spouse regularly cheats on him with members of the West Indian community
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