Wobblemeat refers to a johnson,Richard or Wang (male reproductive organs)
It is used as another slang word for Penis, this words origin came from the fundamental breakthrough from somebody called kev that Meat (penis) can Wobble hence the word being constructed.
WOBBLEMEAT
“YEAH BRO SHE SUCKED MY WOBBLEMEAT LAST NIGHT” exclaimed adam
“OH LORD MY WOBBLEMEAT IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW” SCREECHED KEVIN
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"