why cry 

Crying over something that infantilizes oneself.

Example 1: My baby had a why cry over my changing her bottle. It was just one minute in between one bottle and the other!

Example 2: My younger sister had a why cry when I stole her toy. I made her laugh to cheer her up, though, and she felt better.

why cry by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Why you crying? 

Said in a higher pitched Mexican accent, used to mock somebody when they get upset over menial matters. Originally derived from getting chilli sauce in ones eye, giving the appearance of crying over nothing.

Usually replied to with "I'm not, I've just... (Insert why you're "crying" here)

"Terrell, why you crying?" "I'm not, I've just got chilli in my eye".

Why you crying? by Mobbin' June 22, 2014

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding! 

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding! by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023